Ouch

Dear Evil Dentist;

Although you may have been Jack the Ripper in a former life, this does not excuse the fact that you inflict SO MUCH PAIN.

I would first like to address the fact that my teeth are in fact attached in my mouth, however, after my visit with you it feels like dentures are on the horizon for me. Your little pick tool is not a stabbing device or a way to slowly tear my gums out of my mouth. I would also like to tell you that the giant sore at the side of my mouth is not a good place to hang your mouth vacuum from.

For future reference I can pour mouthwash into my own mouth and my face is not a canvas for your toothpaste painting. I put make up on not to give you a clean base but to make myself look more attractive while I deal with my monthly breakout.

Finally, you are an evil man and my chest is not a resting place for your elbow or cleaning tools so please, I'm already feeling claustrophobic enough, get a damn tray.

Thank-you
The Girl Who's Mouth You Cleaned Today